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Originally posted by Sky: :)

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What? :)

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Correct :)

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как поместить слона в xолодильник?

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Originally posted by Sky: как поместить слона в xолодильник?

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Открыть дверь холодильника, поместить в него слона, закрыть дверь.

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блин :)

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Вот практический вопрос: как заставить себя помыть посуду?

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Originally posted by _Sergey_: Вот практический вопрос: как заставить себя помыть посуду?

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Get married... You wife will make you do the dishes.

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you are in front of 2 doors. One door leads to hell and another leads to the paradise. The doors are guarded by the guards. One always lies and another always tells the truth. You do not know which door leads where. You also do not know which guard guards which door. You do not know which guard lies and which one tells the truth. You can only ask one question that can only be answered with 'YES' or 'NO' Which question do you ask to get to the paradise?

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Originally posted by pps:

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Originally posted by _Sergey_: Вот практический вопрос: как заставить себя помыть посуду?

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Get married... You wife will make you do the dishes.

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Damn! You guys now all the answers!!!

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psychic!!! Pretty nice, worked for me! http://trunks.secondfoundation.org/files/psychic.swf

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Originally posted by Lisa: psychic!!! Pretty nice, worked for me! http://trunks.secondfoundation.org/files/psychic.swf

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For any 2-digit number we have (10a + b) - (a + b) = 9a Thus it is sufficient that all multiples of 9 have the same symbol, which is of course the case ;)

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Vladick Molodezc !!!

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Originally posted by pps: you are in front of 2 doors. One door leads to hell and another leads to the paradise. The doors are guarded by the guards. One always lies and another always tells the truth. You do not know which door leads where. You also do not know which guard guards which door. You do not know which guard lies and which one tells the truth. You can only ask one question that can only be answered with 'YES' or 'NO' Which question do you ask to get to the paradise?

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PPS, Can you please tell us which question do you ask to get to the paradise ? I think you can ask " Are you my spouse?"...???

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Originally posted by Lisa:

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Originally posted by pps: you are in front of 2 doors. One door leads to hell and another leads to the paradise. The doors are guarded by the guards. One always lies and another always tells the truth. You do not know which door leads where. You also do not know which guard guards which door. You do not know which guard lies and which one tells the truth. You can only ask one question that can only be answered with 'YES' or 'NO' Which question do you ask to get to the paradise?

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PPS, Can you please tell us which question do you ask to get to the paradise ? I think you can ask " Are you my spouse?"...???

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I can but I will not.

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